Did you know that safari is simply the word for a journey. I thought it was a bit presumptious of them at the airport when I saw the signs " Have a good safari". Manage to make it up in time and Mr Murithi is going to drive us along the road despite ...
Did you know that safari is simply the word for a journey. I thought it was a bit presumptious of them at the airport when I saw the signs " Have a good safari".
Manage to make it up in time and Mr Murithi is going to drive us along the road despite the fact he's been to the hospital already this morning with a neighbour. Arrive promptly at 7am...but then this is a bit like South America ... we have a long wait. Pity the pub's shut!
Could top up my phone but then who would I call at this time of the morning? Only 4am back home! We are offered a lift on the Nairobi bus and he doesn't believe that's not where we're going...says we look like we're going there!

Could maybe try the cart?? Or the motorbike taxi -now we're talking. Didn't think to pack my helmet though( they come over to try and gain our custom too!- we have been there for quite some time!)


Anyway...fear not...school bus turns up about 8 and we're on our merry way!
The journey is a long one but we have a lot of fun on the way. There's something about being on a school bus that brings out the child in you! We soon have a game going to see who can spot the funniest shop sign-Will of God Hotel, Small but Smart, Fair Cut Butchery, Psalm 23 Kiosk, Gender Equity Bar, Blessed Shop, Miracle Hardware, Emmaculate Salon, Vision 2030-That Hidden Treasure.

Vision 2030 is a Government scheme which aims at making Kenya a newly industrializing , “middle income country providing high quality life for all its citizens by the year 2030”."
Anticipation mounts as we reach our destination -Ol Pejeta Game Reserve at Sweetwater.
We spend rather a long time at the entrance and when we finally get going we realise they were bartering to reduce the tourist price for us. Normally 3500 shillings for tourists (600 for residents) but on the grounds that we were visiting missionaries given a day off by the priest we were given admission at the reduced price of 1750! Wonder if we need to bless people as we meet them?? Must remember to behave!
Spotted some rather interesting nests at the entrance..
Phares at the entrance...and big game spotting below. We spot our first Gazelle as we are waiting by the side of the bus and child mode takes control once more! 

We have a fabulous day and are soon jumping up and down and entertaining our Kenyan hosts with our shouts of delight. It's amazing being able to see all these wild animlas just wandering around freely.






Robert our guide is very knowledgeable and we are kept entertained with his stories -particularly the mating performance of the ostrich who apparently performs a dance to attract the females! Sadly he was standing between 2 seated females when we passed but didn't get into the rhythm in time for us to see! Phares wrote a special poem as a special reminder of a fantastic day...


LION FOR LUNCH-
It was on that memorable Mardi
We paid Olpejeta – the Sweet Waters
For a midday feast;
At the door of the Tented Camp,
The bedecked doormen said ‘Karibu’- Welcome.
Soon in the wilds we espied
Swara the Gazelle –
Thomson and the Greater brother,
So we asked Swara: “Swara, could you Please
Let us have you for lunch?”
To which Swara bleated:
“No please, I’m much too small,”
Then she arrowed away.
With whetted eyes we
Cast further afield.
A rustle in the brush;
Brown shadows of fear- filled eyes
Signaled Kudu – Swara’s larger kin-
Water and Bush Buck.
They kept their distance
Reluctant to invite us
For lunch.
Ngiri the warthog, without a care
Playfully pranced about;
His plain face he no doubt knew
Would rob us of our appetite!
Punda Milia the Zebra, colourfully draped in black/white raiment
Greater and common competing
For fame, paraded placidly
Nipping scanty grass for succour.
We too craved nourishment,
So could P.M. Please oblige?
But Zebra, bemused
Snorted, as if to say:
Didn’t we know the maxim
Beauty belongs to the eyes
Not in darkened stomachs?”
Ah! One meal more, escapes.
Nyange the white – plumed Ox-pecker
Failed to excite our fevered minds.
The hunt continued.
Then we saw her – the succulent Topi
A general sigh, some food at last!
Until a poet amongst us proclaimed:
“Eland is my muse, and not for abuse!”
We hurried on, hunger gnawing our guts
Then came Kongoni, proud Hartbeeste
Chaperoning his herd;
A swing of those javelin horns
Kept us at bay.
But, our luck was in –
Over the canopy of the thorny acacia
A graceful neck,holding high head
Of Twiga, lofty Giraffe.
Disdainful, Twiga gazed at us;
She knew we’d need a ladder (none of which we had)
To get at her neck – and a meal.
We sniffed, vainly;
Brittle air devoid
Of aroma,
But for sly dust
Who with uncanny guile
Gave us each a fine grey-brown coat!
On a veldt we beheld
A sublime spectacle:
Mbuni the Ostrich stately stood
Between two coquettish hens; Resplendent in jet-black coat &
Snow-white shirt, ready to dazzle them With his dancing skills-
And a hope to win a mate!
Alas! How could we interrupt
A noble cause as this?
Quickly we passed, quickly.
Farther afield
Four shadowy shapes slumbered
Under the brush.
It was Nyati the Buffalo
Sulking moodily –
Exiles from the main herd
Victims of Darwin’s decree ….
Here clearly was zero chance
To win a meal
From the brooding bovine.
At the Hippo Hunt we met
The dainty Colobus family:
Jimmy, jocose and jaunty;
The proudly aloof Karuri
And their shy sister Teresia
Too timid to show her face.
The Kiboko lazed, half sub-merged
On the banks of Uaso Nyiro;
Four seven – ton sausages.
The bull on duty kept guard
With one Martian eye open
For all our hunger, what fool would
Lock arms (jaws actually!)
With 4 seven – ton wrestlers!
No Mamba the Crocodile
On the languid Uaso Nyiro.
No Samaki the Fish either.
Our eyes still sharp we hit the Homestretch.
Then we spotted Tembo the Tusker.
Ndovu is feeding as all elephants do;
Gigantic mono-hand sweeps out
Mows grass, leaves, twigs
Then shovels the bundle into his mouth.
The sight is majestic, awesome,untouchable.
Jumbo pays us no heed
He goes on with his feed;
We, regardless our pressing need
Our eyes greatly sated
Gratefully chose to proceed.
No Faru the rhino
No Chui the leopard
Nor Duma, his weeping cousin
And ah, yes, no Simba
King of Olpejeta.
Maybe we should have started
At Mfalme Lion’s tent
From where he’d have ordered for us
A sumptuous lunch!
But we were glad really
That we didn’t have to kill
For lunch;
The feast our eyes enjoyed
Will last us many a day
And always we can come back
For a second helping!
Kwa Kheri (goodbye) Sweet Waters
Who knows, You’ll tell us ‘Karibu - Welcome
Another day!
By Phares
For Maureen Cordner
And a wonderful time.
February 17,2009
